The route was also lined with motivational quotes and statistics. I was feeling really hopeful that all of us proactive walking soldiers, armed with rubber soles below and confident souls within, were really going to defeat diabetes.
That was until......
Diabetes, you monster. How wrong I was to think I could defeat you. Our walking was no match for you today but sooner or later we will find your kryptonite and you will crumble. Myself and others around the nation will continue fighting you with brisk walks, mediocre bike rides, and donating canned goods until you perish.
Yuck. I hope you don't get close to me. I don't want to catch diabetes from you. I heard it turns you into a zombie.
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